____________________________________________________________________________________ A new cereal for the poor stays crunchy in water. It's the Onion Radio News, I'm Doyle Redland. Kellogg's unveiled Porros today, a new cereal served with water instead of milk. It is targeted to the…
2009.10.13. 00:03
Silly news reports No. 17 - A Revolutionary Cereal Invented To Combat Hunger
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2009.10.08. 00:30
Silly news reports No. 16 - Forge Ahead And Make Your Dreams Come True
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New high school alumni make successful use of vague graduation advice. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Their high school commencement ceremonies are long past now but former students from…
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2009.10.06. 01:14
Silly news reports No. 15 - Moneylender Seeks Spiritual Guidance For Torturing Debtors
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Az értőnek: A Christian loan shark prays for the strength to break another thumb. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Low-level criminal Kevin 'Nails' McNulty sought guidance from the…
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2009.10.04. 13:19
Silly news reports No. 14 - A Novice Assassin's Failure To Cut Throat By The Book
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Az értőnek: An amateur assassin slits a throat from ear to nose. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Noted assassin mentor, Ivan Gregovich felt humiliated today as he watched his…
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2009.10.02. 00:03
Silly news reports No. 13 - God Disturbed By Prayer Over A Football Match
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Az értőnek: God smites an area man for distracting him from tree frogs. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Local worshipper, Dennis Hupner was struck and killed by a lightning bolt…
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2009.09.27. 19:24
Silly news reports No. 12 - Tender Feelings Caused By Heart-Shaped Rifle Scopes
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Az értőnek: A new heart-shaped sniper scope makes it impossible for Marines to shoot enemies. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. US Marine marksmen have come…
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2009.09.26. 15:13
Silly news reports No. 11 - A Benevolent Tumour Blessed With Divine Power
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Az értőnek: A benign growth recently removed from Pope Benedict's head is now blessing things on its own. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. An operation to remove a harmless tumor…
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2009.09.25. 23:09
Silly news reports No. 10 - A Tattoo Interpreted By Another Tattoo
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_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: A second tattoo is added to explain a first tattoo. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Frustrated by constantly having to answer questions about a recent tattoo of a four-leaf…
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2009.09.24. 07:14
Silly news reports No. 9 - Pop Star's Precious Hands Claimed To Be Worthless
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_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: An insurance company sets the value of John Mayer's hands at just under 38 dollars. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Singer and guitarist John Mayer was reported to be very…
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2009.09.22. 21:02
Silly news reports No. 8 - Watch Out For Dead Bodies In Your Garden
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_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: An area man mowes around a dead body. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. While mowing around his front lawn yesterday, Brad Selence opted to mow around a human corpse that had…
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2009.09.22. 15:11
Silly news reports No. 7 - A Gorgeous Extraterrestrial Wants To Understand The Concept Of Love
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_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: A sexy alien does not understand this thing earthlings call 'love'. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. A courageous green-skinned explorer from the planet Zardaxia Prime…