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A new cereal for the poor stays crunchy in water. It's the Onion Radio News, I'm Doyle Redland. Kellogg's unveiled Porros today, a new cereal served with water instead of milk. It is targeted to the nation's massive below the poverty line demographic. Kellogg's spokesman, Bernard Fitch: 'When your dirty, naked children try delicious new Porros, we're confident they'll find them waterfully delicious.' Kellogg's says the cereal also stays crunchy in malt liquor. Doyle Redland for the Onion Radio News, online at the onion.com.
Use this vocabulary below to make your own translation:
cereal | gabonapehely |
the poor | a szegények |
crunchy | ropogós |
to unveil | leleplez, felfed |
to be served with sg | tálal, kínál vmivel |
instead of sg | vmi helyett |
to be targeted to sg | megcéloz vmit |
massive | nagy, masszív |
demographic | népesség, népességi |
poverty line | létminimum, szegénységi küszöb |
spokesman | szóvivő |
naked | meztelen, csupasz |
delicious | finom, ízletes |
confident | biztos, magabiztos |
waterfully | szójáték: it is the mixture of the words 'water' and 'wonderfully' |
malt liquor | sör |
