Savage Sentimental

_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek:   A new heart-shaped sniper scope makes it impossible for Marines to shoot enemies. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. US Marine marksmen have come…

Do you remember the searchlight shaping the silhouette of a bat on the night sky over Gotham City? I'd like to believe it's not only me who always wanted to know how on earth they did it. Now the mystery is uncovered, the secret is revealed. Before you start feeling sorry for that bat, think about…

As we live in the era of a squeezing economic crisis, it's not surprising that gas bills are also sky-rocketing. But it doesn't mean that we are forced to go without our convenient household appliances. One of the most simple ways of reducing costs is to replace gas burners with these cute and tiny…

____________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek:   A benign growth recently removed from Pope Benedict's head is now blessing things on its own. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. An operation to remove a harmless tumor…

_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: A second tattoo is added to explain a first tattoo. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Frustrated by constantly having to answer questions about a recent tattoo of a four-leaf…

In case you don't know, Morcheeba are a British band, formed by the Godfrey brothers in London. They are famous for mixing influences from trip hop, rock, dub, soul, rhythm and blues and pop, defying categorisation as one of their main aim is never to repeat themselves. I first encountered with…

_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: An insurance company sets the value of John Mayer's hands at just under 38 dollars. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. Singer and guitarist John Mayer was reported to be very…

Have you ever had a dream so realistic that you eventually woke up not being really sure you were still in bed? Have you ever had a strange or shocking experience in your life you wished it hadn't been real? Then the Matrix is the movie you've been looking for.   The plot seems to be rather…

_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: An area man mowes around a dead body. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. While mowing around his front lawn yesterday, Brad Selence opted to mow around a human corpse that had…

_______________________________________________________________________________ Az értőnek: A sexy alien does not understand this thing earthlings call 'love'. It's the Onion Radio News, this is Doyle Redland reporting. A courageous green-skinned explorer from the planet Zardaxia Prime…

In case you don't know, Marie Claire D'Ubaldo is a successful Argentinian singer and songwriter. Being a number one hit in Italy for five weeks in the summer of 1994, it's little wonder that this song was also included in the soundtrack of Leonardo Pieraccioni's  awesome comedy, Il Ciclone (The…